HOMES FOR HUFFLES SPONSORSHIP APPLICATION GUIDE

WELLDONE, YOU’VE TAKEN THE FIRST STEP TOWARD SPONSORSHIP.

BUT Now WHAT?!

DON’T WORRY, HOMES FOR HUFFLES AND THE HELPING HAND, IN PARTNERSHIP WITH THE HUFFLE RE-HOUSING AND UNHAPPINESS MANAGEMENT FOUNDATION (HRUMF),HAVE CREATED THE FOLLOWING GUIDE TO CLEARLY EXPLAIN THE WHOLE PROCESS.

WE PROVIDE CANDIDATES WITH ALL THE INFORMATION THEY NEED TO CONFIDENTLY SPONSOR A HUFFLE.

WE OVERSEE THE ENTIRE APPLICATION PROCESS, WORKING DILIGENTLY TO FIND YOUR PERFECT MATCH HUFFLE

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE REACH OUT DIRECTLY TO OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE DEPARTMENT AT Info@HomesforHuffles.com

A COMPLETE HISTORY OF THE HUFFLES AND AN UP TO DATE SPONSORSHIP INDEX ARE CURRENTLY IN THE WORKS.

PLEASE SEE BELOW FOR A STEP BY STEP GUIDE AND OVERVIEW OF THE SPONSORSHIP PROCESS.

3d Scan of Noonie The first ever re-housed huffle.

THE HUFFLE SPONSORSHIP PROGRAM


The North American Association of Huffle Helpers and Handlers (Triple H) was founded in 2018 in response to The Great Flood, also known as the Global Huffle Crisis 2.0. This pivotal moment saw people across North America unite to protect the planet and led to the creation of the Huffle Re-Housing and Sponsorship Program.

  • Who
    The Sponsorship Program operates under Triple H, the public-facing branch of the U.S. government's Non-Hostile Entities and Otherworldly Creatures Division. This division is overseen by the shadowy agency known as NOPE (Necessary Oversight Committee on Phenomenal Entities). Today, Triple H is the leading authority on all things Huffle, advocating for their rights and managing their population through sponsorship. It is globally recognized for its unparalleled efforts to safeguard these whimsical beings.

  • When
    Established in 2018 in direct response to the second global Huffle crisis.

  • How
    The program is funded through a mix of public and private contributions. Structured like a senate, it allows states, businesses, nonprofits, and even other countries to send representatives for decision-making. As a result, the Huffle Sponsorship Program has become the wealthiest and most influential organization on Earth. While rumors abound about its secretive research and development facilities, Triple H’s contributions—most notably during The Great Flood—are undeniable.

  • Why
    For a deeper dive into the Huffle Crisis and its impact, visit the “History of the Huffles” page.

THE SPONSORSHIP PROCESS

The program’s mission is to ensure the happiness and well-being of Huffles across the U.S. and world. By carefully pairing wayward Huffles with their ideal sponsors, the program fosters a lifelong bond—sometimes even longer—between humans and these unique beings.

Process & Cost
The process takes 2–3 weeks and costs $150 in re-housing fees. Sponsors are matched with a one-of-a-kind Huffle based on their application, which is analyzed by the top secret “Huffle Match Maker Machine” (HMMM) using a series of gadgets and “fings” to find the perfect match.

What Sponsors Receive
At the end of the process, each sponsor receives their very own, totally unique, one of a kind, Huffle Operators Pamphlet Examiner (HOPE). HOPE is an Introductory Package, which includes:

  • A one of a kind, made to order, 3–5" totally custom replica of their exact Huffle.

  • A QR code used to access their Huffle in the Global HUFFLE Registry.

  • Each entry on the registry contains a backstory and picture of your huffle plus their unique QR code. (For showing your huffle off.)

This unique experience connects sponsors with a Huffle for life while immortalizing their bond in a global community.

As a sponsor it is your responsibility to guide the program safely into the future. All referral sponsorship applications received a %10 discount on the processing fee. Enter friends and family contact info below to send them a step by step guide and link to the sponsorship application.

Statue Replica of Noonie. Each sponsor gets their own resin replica of their very own huffle.